danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

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volcainist:

When i cant find my mom in walmart image

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freshh-dizzle:

sleeping-wreck:

overseek:

snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow…

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magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

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"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

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thesilentkilleriswatchingyou:

torctarmin:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

saintnoah:

mcstump:

altair:

This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

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ITS JULY

No it’s Halloween

I’m filling my ipod full of Halloween/creepy songs and no one can stop me.

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I miss my mom 😢 I know I dont call often but know I love you so much and I miss you dearly 😚 Te quiero mucho mami, yo se que no le hablo por telefono mucho pero la extraño muchisimo 💕 #mymom #photooftheday #iloveyou

I had so much fun this year at #horrornights with my love @x777biohazard 💕 Can’t wait till next year 💀 #universalstudios #hollywoodhorrornights #photooftheday

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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feeltheillinoise-:

EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE

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menthuthuyoupi:

supersmashkev:

real hood tears

This is still my favorite vine

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thingswewontremember:

supersmashkev:

the world is saved

fucking tourist 

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prosinac:

THIS IS WHY I HAVEN’T BEEN UPLOADING

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